Two men who haven't seen each other for many years meet on the street.
One asks the other how things have been.
"Wonderful, for a while," the other says. "I had it all: money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman. Then, one day, poof! It was all gone."
"What a shame," the friend says. "What on Earth happened?"
Says the other man: "My wife found out."