Saturday 5th December 2009

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Joke # 1

Army Knifes

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Joke # 2

BAD Cop! No Donut!

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Joke # 3

Do you shrink from making love?

After several unsuccessful advances, the bachelor asked his blonde and alluring but standoffish date "Do you shrink

from making love?"

"If I did," she sighed, "I'd be a midget."

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Joke # 4

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

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Joke # 5

Play Magic

A guy sees an attractive woman in a bar. They get along quite well, and after introducing themselves to each other,

they share a booth and a bit to eat. Small talk and conversation follow, and the guy decides to "make his move".

He turns to her and says, "So, how's about you and me go play 'Magic'?"

"Magic??" she says, "What's that?"

"We go to my house and make mad passionate love all night...then you disappear."

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Joke # 6

Doctors exmination

The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous red-haired beauty.

"I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic, as he regained some of his professional dignity, "that you discontinue some of your running around. Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early."

Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"

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Joke # 7

Hunting

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game
warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack. "Three rabbits," Jed said.

The warden said, "Let me see one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butthole, pulled it out, smelled it and said, "This is a Georgia rabbit."

Then the warden said, "Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."

So Jed showed him. Then the warden said, "Let me see another one of those rabbits." So Jed pulled out another rabbit.

Then the warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's bunghole, tasted it and said, "This is an Alabama rabbit. Let me see your Alabama huntin' license."

So Jed showed it to him. Then the Warden said, "Where you from boy?"

So Jed pulled his pants down and said, "You figure it out!"

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Joke # 8

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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SydesJokes Video Clips

Dryden Flight Research Centre #2

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DUI Test

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Dukes Of Hazard

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Able2Laugh

How Milk Chocolate Is Made (smut alert)
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Mona Stoned
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Mother Nature
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BUFFALO Bill

Kitchen Table
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Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
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Lil Red Riding Hood Chunk
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The Postman's Corner

the agile kitty
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caught
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fast food
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