How to speak about Women and be "Politically Correct" #Humor #Jokes

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN. '


2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'


4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT ' LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.'