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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Medical Dictionary Terms



For my friend Pamela an ER nurse and her fellow nurses in West Virginia.


  1. Artery - The study of paintings

  2. Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria

  3. Barium - What doctors do when patients die

  4. Benign - What you be, after you be eight

  5. Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

  6. Catscan - Searching for Kitty

  7. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

  8. Colic - A sheep dog

  9. Coma - A punctuation mark

  10. Dilate - To live long

  11. Enema - Not a friend

  12. Fester - Quicker than someone else

  13. Fibula - A small lie

  14. Impotent - Distinguished, well known

  15. Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

  16. Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

  17. Morbid - A higher offer

  18. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates

  19. Node - I knew it

  20. Outpatient - A person who has fainted

  21. Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

  22. Post Operative - A letter carrier

  23. Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

  24. Rectum - Nearly killed him

  25. Secretion - Hiding something

  26. Seizure - Roman emperor

  27. Tablet - A small table

  28. Terminal - Illness Getting sick at the airport

  29. Tumor - One plus one more

  30. Urine - Opposite of you're out



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