Monday, June 21, 2010

Things not to say on a date

  • I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

  • Don't get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

  • I used to come here all the time with my ex.

  • I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

  • Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

  • I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

  • It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! I know i have at least thought about saying a couple of those! Good ways of getting out of a blind date!


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