Things not to say on a date

• I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
  


• Don't get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
  


• I used to come here all the time with my ex.
  


• I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
  


• Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
  


• I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
  


• It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.