Monday, September 20, 2010

Biblical Humor [blog]

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless.

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in in Eden ?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Q: Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.)

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'

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