Monday, September 20, 2010

Girlfriend [blog]

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant, when a gorgeous woman unknown to the wife walks up to the husband, kisses him on the lips and says "See you tonight, honey", and then walks away.

"Who the hell was that?" demands the wife.

"That was my girlfriend."

"So that's it?!", she exclaims. "That does it, you've gone too far. I want a divorce!"

"I understand your feelings", the husband replies quietly, "but bear in mind that is also the end of all the shopping trips to Paris, cruises in the Caribbean, vacations in Tahiti, and you'll no longer be driving the Ferraris and Lamborghinis."

That very moment their family friend Dave walks in with a stunning woman at his arm. "Who's that bitch with Dave?", asks the wife.

"Well - that's his girlfriend", answers the husband.

"Ours is prettier!", states the wife.

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