Saturday, September 18, 2010

Gold Miner [blog]

In 1849 a miner comes into a new town after being in the field for a month. He's carrying a sack of gold. The first thing he does is head to the local saloon.

As he approaches the bar he flips the sack of gold on the bar and says, "Hey barkeep give everybody in the place a drink, I'm going upstairs to take a shower. Send up a steak dinner and the prettiest girl in town. Take out a few bucks for your troubles."

The bartender hollers out, "Sorry mac there aren't any women in town. All we got is an old Chinaman."

The gold miner without missing a step up the stairs, answers,

" I don't go for that kinda shit. But if I am horny and how much would that cost, just out of curiousity?

The bartender replies, "That will be $600.00 in advance."

The miner turns around in disbelief and screams, "WHAT!? $600.00 for an old Chinaman?"

The bartender replies, "No Sir, the $600.00 is for the three guys that are going to hold the Chinaman down. He don't go for that kinda shit either."

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