Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why has
granny got a shrimp between her legs?"
"Don't be silly, granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his
But Little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts.
With this his mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "Ok, I
have had enough of your foolishness. Show me!"
Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very
hot evening, granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on.
Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between
granny's legs. "Look I told you so" he shouts "See a little shrimp!"
His mother calmly decides she had better explain. "Ok Little Johnny, I
know it looks a bit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris."
"That's funny" retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp........"