Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Therapist's Advice [blog]

Paddy was passing by Mick's hay shed in Old Ireland one day when through a gap in the door he saw Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson tractor.

Buttocks clenched, Mick performed a slow pirouette and gently slid off his jacket.

He then hunched his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move let his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he ripped it apart to reveal his tea- stained vest underneath. And with a final flourish he hurled his flat cap onto a pile of hay.

"What the heck are you doing, Mick?" asked Paddy.

"Waal Paddy, me boy, ye frightened the heck out of me", said an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and our therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

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