Thursday, September 23, 2010

A Very Serious Disease [blog]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check
up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant
and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, fix him a nutritious
meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden
him with chores. Don't discuss your stress; this will probably make him
feel worse. And most importantly, you must be intimate with your husband
every day of the week, giving him oral sex every other day. If you can
do this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say to

"You're going to die."

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