Thursday, September 30, 2010

Words for Women to Live [blog]

  1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

  2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

  3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.

  4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

  5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

  6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

  7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

  8. I know I'm in my own little world but it's ok. They know me here.

  9. Lead me not into temptationI can find it myself.

  10. Don't get your knickers in a knot it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

  11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

  12. Remember wher ever there is a good looking sweet single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

  13. Keep your chin up only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

  14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

  15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was rightshe has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

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