A few weeks before Christmas, a man asked his son what he wanted from Santa.
"I don't care, Dad, just as long as he doesn't bring me a bike!"
The man was taken aback. "Oh, it's okay, son. I bet Santa would bring you a bike if you asked really nicely."
The boy looked around furtively. "Nah, Dad, I don't need him. I found a bike hidden out in the garage last night!"

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