Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be Men..
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? &nbs p;
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe...
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the Email folder 'Instruction Manuals'