- For an extra ten dollars, screeners will give you a luxurious Shiatsu massage
- To your left, X-ray conveyor belt; to your right, complimentary hot buffet
- Passenger's naked body scan ends up on YouTube -- hey, that joke was in the monologue!
- Anyone caught with something suspicious has to eat it
- You can watch other passengers get groped for 99 cents a minute
- Guess the TSA agent's weight and you can bring any liquid on board
- Passengers have option to be frisked by security or airport Cinnabon employee
- Pipe in soft rock classics from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today
- Concludes with a good luck pat on the ass
- Vibrating wands
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
TSA - Airport Security
Top Ten Ways to Make Airport Security More Pleasant
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