Australian Tourism Slogans

After a spate of shark attacks in Australia, the Week asked its readers to create that country's next tourism slogan. Here's what they came up with:

• "What happens off the coast of Australia, stays off the coast of Australia."

• "We'll throw another limb on the Barbie."

• "Australia: Disarmingly beautiful."

• "Our visitors: The other white meat."

• "Not quite heaven, but you can get there from here."