A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly fanny. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table.
He inspects her quickly and then says, 'Right, just give me a second please.'
He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end.
"Oh my god!" says the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with that thing?"
The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window, it frigging stinks in here."