A woman working in an old folks home gets a bit bored with the patients not responding to anything and decides to spice things up.
The next day, just before lunch she goes around the tables.
At the first table she lifts her skirt and yells,
The old guys start drooling.
At the second table she lifts her skirt and yells,
These guys start taking heart attacks.
At the next table she lifts her skirt and says,
There's no response from the lone old man sitting at the table.
She lifts her skirt again and yells louder this time,
Finally a reply comes from the old guy,
"I think I'll have the Soup, the Fanny looks Off".