A lesbian buys real estate.
A dyke rents.
A lesbian drinks out of a glass.
A dyke pops a top.
A dyke owns a Harley.
A lesbian owns a 10 speed Schwinn.
A dyke's tattoos don't rub off.
A lesbian's don't show.
A lesbian brunches.
A dyke drives-through.
A lesbian has acquaintances.
A dyke has buddies.
A dyke buys 'Hustler' over the counter.
A lesbian has a subscription.
None of a lesbian's earrings are made from parts of her tool box.
A lesbian drives a Porsche.
A dyke commands a pick-up.
A lesbian has her ears pierced.
A dyke goes further. Way further!
A dyke can actually use the word dildo 15 to 20 times a day.
A lesbian passes gas.
A dyke farts.
A lesbian cooks.
A dyke defrosts.
A dyke makes dinner.
A lesbian makes reservations.
A lesbian entertains at home.
A dyke has a regular bar stool.
A lesbian networks, and chats.
A dyke shows up.
A dyke has a tool belt.
A lesbian has a tooled belt.
A dyke believes she looks great in an six dollar haircut.
A dyke will drink from any hose.
A lesbian carries her own Evian.
A dyke plays softball.
A lesbian plays hardball.
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