Friday, March 25, 2011

Height of...

Height of Confusion:
Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of Pain:
A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

Height of Honesty:
A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Height of Foolishness:
A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Revenge:
A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.

Height of Noise:
Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

Height of Itch:
A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:
A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.

Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgusting:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology:
Condom with zip

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