The Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!