The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest thinks a while and says,
"That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and do six cartwheels on your way to the altar."
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