Sunday, March 27, 2011

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When

  • You channel surf faster without a remote.

  • You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

  • You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

  • Your Thermos is on wheels.

  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

  • You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

  • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale.

  • You can't even remember your second cup.

  • You help your dog chase its tail.

  • You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

1 comment:

  1. This article is a bit hilarious. Thanks for sharing this informative blog post. I love coffee but I also know its adverse effects when taken more than recommended dose.

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