Sunday, June 5, 2011

Some good news and some bad news

A man wakes up in hospital after a harrowing operation. The surgeon is standing beside him in the bed. He looks up at the surgeon - full of dread. Our man says timidly "Well, how did the operation go?".

To which the surgeon replies "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news".

"What's the good news?"

"We managed to save your testicles"

Our man breathes a big sigh of relief.

"What's the bad news?"

"They're under your pillow".

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