Sunday, June 12, 2011

Wrong Number

A lady called a music store about a recording, but dialed wrong and connected with an auto mechanic instead.

She asked, "Do you have two lips and seven kisses?"

...He said, "No..But I have two balls and seven inches."

She responded, "Is that a record?"

He said, "No...But it's a damn good average"

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