A woman walks into an agents office and says "I want to be on stage or TV"
To which the agent replies, "well, what do you do?"
The woman says, "well I cant sing or dance, I can only do this..."
She picks up her skirt and starts to whistle 'twinkle twinkle little star' out of her minge.
"THAT'S FANTASTIC!" the agent says, "Hang on a minute," he picks up the phone and calls one of his agent friends, "Listen to this" he says to his friend excitedly and puts the telephone next to the woman's minge, she starts to whistle the tune again in perfect rhythm. "what do you think of that?" he says to his mate.
"Just sounds like some cunt whistling to me!"