Sunday, December 25, 2011

All I Needed To Know About Life I Learned From Santa

  • Encourage people to believe in you.

  • Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.

  • Don't pout.

  • It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.

  • Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.

  • Make your presents known.

  • Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.

  • Bright red can make anyone look good.

  • Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.

  • If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.

  • Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!"

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