TSA Slogans

• Grope discounts available.

• Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

• If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

• Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

• Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

• Throw a few back at the airport Chili's, and you won't even notice.

• Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

• We are now free to move about your pants.

• We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

• It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

• When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

• TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

• You were a virgin.

• We handle more packages than the USPS.

• The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy.

• Stroke of the hand, law of the land.

• No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.

• Let our fingers do the walking.

• Turn your head to the side and cough.

• Reach out and touch someone.

• Can you feel me now?

• When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.