Wednesday, March 30, 2011
10 Things To Learn From Japan
- THE CALM
Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated. - THE DIGNITY
Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture. - THE ABILITY
The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn't fall. - THE GRACE
People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something. - THE ORDER
No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding. - THE SACRIFICE
Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid? - THE TENDERNESS
Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak. - THE TRAINING
The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that. - THE MEDIA
They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage. - THE CONSCIENCE
When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly
All Girl Biker Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
- I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
- The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Japan Earthquake/Tsunami - Before & After #3
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Wimps
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here and shut up.
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here and shut up.
3 little pigs
This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
10,000 year old bones
An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.
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