A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to Try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified to look at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Eric Bogle - The Band Played Waltzing Matilda
The Australian population at the beginning of WW1 was just under 5 million people.
Australia lost more troops, per population, than any other country that fought in WW1.
Eric Bogle was born in Scotland, but came to Australia, with his family, when he was a 12 yr old.
He fell in love with Australia and it's history, especially the WW1 history.
He wrote this song in memory of those that fought and died at Gallipoli, Turkey.
At the setting of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them.
The Royal Wedding Pizza
Kate's veil is made from mushrooms and her dress is made of cheese.
William's suit is fashioned from salami and peppers.
Andrew Varga, Papa John's chief marketing officer, says, "it tastes as good as it looks ".
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