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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Decisions

Many Types of Orgasms

  • Sex in a boat = oar-gasms

  • Sex with a nerd = dork-gasms

  • Sex with a dermatologist = pore-gasms

  • Sex at the entrance to your house = door-gasms

  • Sex on carpet or linoleum = floor-gasms

  • Sex at the supermarket = store-gasms

  • Sex with a prostitute = whore-gasms

  • Sex with an accountant = bore-gasms

  • Sex while sleeping = snore-gasms

  • Sex with a salesmen = door-to-doorgasms

  • Sex with a virgin = my-hymen-got-torgasms

  • Sex while broke = poor-gasms

  • Sex that wasn't very satisfying = 'There's the door'-gasms

  • Sex with a lion = roar-gasms

  • Sex for hours and hours on end = sore-gasms

  • Sex on a golf course = fore-gasms

  • Sex with a nymphomaniac = more-gasms

  • Sex in a gold mine = ore-gasms

  • Sex on the beach = shore-gasms

  • Sex in Asia = Singapore-gasms

  • Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can = odor-gasms

  • Sex on the way to the train = 'All Aboard'-gasms

  • Sex with someone who's not paying attention = ignore-gasms

  • Sex with a competitive partner = score-gasms

  • Sex while flying = soar-gasms

  • Sex while travelling = tour-gasms

  • Sex on stairs at the mall = escalator-gasms

  • Sex with three of your friends = four-gasms

  • Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = liquor-gasms

  • Sex during hay fever season = spore-gasms

  • Sex on farm implements = tractor-gasms

  • Sex without a climax = no-gasms

Think Outside the Box

Amazing Pool Float

Halloween Party

Naughty Pumpkin

I Can't Go To Bed

Father of the Year on Halloween

Facebook vs You

Making Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkin Giving Birth

Cooking Witch

Better or Worse

Coffins