Ten Ways to Say "Your Fly Is Open"

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. I can see the gun of Navarone.

3. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is showing.

4. You've got Windows in your laptop.

5. Sailor Dick's trying to take a little shore leave.

6. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

7. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

9. You need to bring your tray table to the upright position!

10. I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts!