Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Advantages of a GUN over a WIFE

  1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

  2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

  3. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

  4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

  5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

  6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

  7. Guns function normally every day of the month.

  8. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

  9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

  10. You can buy a silencer for a gun

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