Oxymorons - Words that probably shouldn't go together

• Religious Education

• Logical Guess

• Good pun

• Great Depression

• American Cheese

• Express Mail

• Restless Sleep

• Clear as Mud

• Friendly Fire

• First Annual Awards

• Hamburger Steak

• Assisted Suicide

• Diet Muffin

• Woman Driver

• Fair Fight

• Extreme Mediocrity

• Women's Rights

• Literal Interpretation

• Awful Grate

• Conservative Movement

• Meteoric Rise

• Dropping Like Flies

• Out Like a Light

• Reality Television

• Everyone Stereotypes

• A Bob Hope Special

• Government Worker

• Long Shorts

• Authentic Reproduction

• Partial Cease-fire

• Limited Lifetime Guarantee

• Self-help Group

• Civil war

• Mandatory options

• Common sense

• Hot water heater

• Adult male

• Uninvited guest

• Airline schedule

• Open Secret

• Mideast peace

• Dry lake

• Silent Alarm

• Reasonable Attorney's Fees

• Live recording

• Non-Stop Flight

• Non-Dairy Creamer

• Marital bliss

• Clearly confused

• Wireless Cable

• Holy war

• Mutual Differences

• Legislative restraint

• Congressional ethics

• Original copy

• Act naturally

• Found missing

• True replica

• Resident alien

• Advanced BASIC

• Country Music

• Genuine imitation

• Airline Food

• Good grief

• Same difference

• Almost exactly

• Government organization

• Sanitary landfill

• Alone together

• Legally drunk

• Silent scream

• British fashion

• Living dead

• Small crowd

• Business ethics

• American culture

• Athletic scholarship

• Black Light

• Chili

• Corporate planning

• Media scrutiny

• Forward lateral

• Definite maybe

• Liberal values

• Good television

• Honest politician

• Jumbo shrimp

• Logical Thought

• Moral Majority

• Never generalize

• Plastic glasses

• Postal service

• Practical logic

• President Bush

• Standard options

• Rapid transit

• Social Security

• Sweet sorrow

• Union craftsman

• Highly depressed

• Soft rock

• Butt Head

• Military Intelligence

• Software documentation

• New York culture

• New classic

• Childproof

• "Now, then..."

• Synthetic natural gas

• Christian Scientists

• Passive aggressive

• Taped live

• Clearly misunderstood

• Peace force

• Extinct life

• Temporary tax increase

• Computer jock

• Computer security

• Political science

• Tight slacks

• Pretty ugly

• Twelve-ounce pound cake

• Diet ice cream

• Rap music

• Working vacation

• Exact estimate

• Religious tolerance

• Campaign reform

• Microsoft Works

• Bitter sweet

• Sensitive man

• Freezer burn

• Compassionate conservative

• Legal principles