A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'This here is a very special 'casion...our weddin' night, and we need a good room with a strong bed.'
The clerk winked and asked, 'Do you want the Bridal?'
The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, 'No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it.'