You Are a Nerd

• If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.

• If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.

• If you have more toys than your kids.

• If you need a checklist to turn on the TV. - If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.

• If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

• If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.

• If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it.

• If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.

• If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already.