Saturday, June 2, 2012

Rules from Women for blokes

  1. Foreplay does not mean 5 pints of lager, taking your kit off and putting your chips down.

  2. Cellulite and stretch marks are very sexy, feminine things that should be worshipped.

  3. During sex a woman may eat or read so that she, too, can gain some sort of pleasure.

  4. Sex should not be rushed unless Eastenders/Corrie is about to start.

  5. If a man says he'll phone, HE MUST DO SO OR BURN IN THE PUTRID FIERY HELL OF SATAN'S ARSE.

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