Six Basic Truths in Life

1. You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons in your neck.
   
   
2. All idiots after reading #1 will try it.
   
   
3. You'll discover #1 is a lie.
   
   
4. You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot.
   
   
5. You soon will share this with other idiots.
   
   
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize for this,but I too, am an idiot, and needed the company