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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Signs You Are Getting Old

  • You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

  • The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

  • You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.

  • You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.

  • You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.

  • When jogging is something you do to your memory.

  • Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

  • All the cars behind you flash their headlights.

  • You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.

  • You actually ASK for your father's advice.

  • When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

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