Tuesday, February 5, 2013

You Know It's A No-Frills Airline When

  • They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.

  • All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

  • Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

  • If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

  • You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

  • Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

  • The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

  • When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

  • The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

  • You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he replies, "Just once."

  • No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

  • You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

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