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Friday, October 11, 2013

The Procrastinator's Ten Commandants

  1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

  3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

  4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

  5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

  6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

  7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

  8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

  9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

  10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.



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