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Monday, December 29, 2014

Jokes for Monday 29th December 2014

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Joke # 1

Key to happiness




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Joke # 2

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

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Joke # 3

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in onehand and a squirrel in the other.

Now listen here, the policeman said, "whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to you."

In that case, said the boy, "I'll kiss 'im and let 'im go."

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Joke # 4

Q: When are kids most likely to go to school?
A: When the door is open.

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Joke # 5

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.

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Joke # 6

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"

Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man.

Well I'll be. the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.

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Joke # 7

Bill and Doug went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look.

"What's going on?" Bill asked one of the crowd.

"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine. "Nobody has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet. And there's a prize of $1000 for anybody who can.

"I can do that," Bill said confidently. "You can't," said Doug.
You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that thing".

"Watch this," said Bill and he climbed aboard the bronco machine.

The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Bill clung to its back. After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Bill was a blur. But when the three minutes were up Bill was still on the machine's back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd. He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Doug.

"Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that?" Doug asked.

"Remember three months ago," Bill said. "When your wife had whooping cough...?"

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Joke # 8

Q: What letter can you drink?
A: T (tea)

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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Jokes for Tuesday 23rd December 2014

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Joke # 1

There is a child inside each one of us




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Joke # 2

If some people said what they thought, they'd be speechless.

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Joke # 3

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."

The apprentice did just as he told. Now he's the village blacksmith.

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Joke # 4

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

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Joke # 5

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

Oh, that's terrible! says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

Ten, the doctor says sadly.

Ten? the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

Nine ...

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Joke # 6

Tony had come over from Italy a short time ago and his English was not very good.

His wife had a bad case of crabs in her pubic hair, so Tony went to the drug store and asked the clerk, "My wife, she has'a bugs in the bush".

The clerk though that Tony's wife had insects in her garden and gave Tony a bottle of insecticide and told him to use one tablespoon per gallon and spray the bushes and that would get rid of the bugs.

Tony took the insecticide home and thought the infestation in her pubic hair was so bad, he would spray it on straight out of the bottle.

Several weeks later Tony was in the drug store and the clerk ask him, "How are the bugs in the bush doing?"

Tony said, "The bugs, they are gone, my wife's bush is all gone, too. By the way did you hear about my neighbor Joe?". "He had a beautiful mustache and it all fell out and do you know Joe up and died last week. My wife she is very sad about Joe dying."

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Joke # 7

An 11 year-old newspaper vendor of Cape Town, in South Africa, sold the most newspapers over a 12-month period and was rewarded as a first prize a one week stay in a London hotel.

The second day in the hotel the lad was so bored that just about everyone noticed it. Some one telephoned the Daily Mirror. The Mirror reporter interviewed the lad and published a photo and a story about the lad being bored to death with his first prize.

The manager of the Mirror decided to change all that by offering the ad a job to sell the Mirror. The lad gladly accepted. After his first day he came back without selling a single newspaper.

The Mirror's manager wanted to know how this was possible. How could the lad have sold the most newspapers in Cape Town, yet he could not sell a single paper in London.

The lad explained that he did not have the answer either. He was shouting the paper's name, like he was used to do in Cape Town:
"Mirror, Mirror!" Daily Mirror!", but no one bought a paper.

The manager then explained that things are done a bit different in London. In London the newspaper vendors pick themselves a story on the front page and then shouts the headline. That is how it is done in London.

The next day the lad was selling newspapers at a horrific rate, outselling all other vendors. The manager and the editor decided to go and have a look.

On a street corner they found the lad shouting: "Prince Charles castrated, Prince Charles castrated!" And people were buying papers like crazy.

Both the manager and the editor realized that the Mirror was heading for big trouble, so they jumped out of their car, grabbed the boy and pulled him into the car. Both wanted to know how on earth the lad could shout such things on street corners.

The lad explained: "Well, you said I must pick a story on the front page and shout its headlines."

"Yes," said the manager, "but where the hell do you see such a story on today's front page?"

The lad replied: "Look, here it is, it says: 'Royal Ball Off'!"

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Joke # 8

Q: What did the laywer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

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Jokes for Monday 22nd December 2014

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Joke # 1

Good things




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Joke # 2

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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Joke # 3

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.

One Christmas, Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said, "I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!" Then he sat down. Silence ensued for 365 days. The next Christmas, Brother Michael got his turn, and said, "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise them!" Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.

The following Christmas, Brother Paul rose and said, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"

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Joke # 4

Q: What kind of potato chips fly?
A: Plane ones.

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Joke # 5

Two men were holding up the line outside the turnstyle before a football game, while one of them hunted for his ticket. He looked in his coat pockets and his waistcoat pockets and his trouser pockets, all to no avail ...

Hang on a minute ..., said the guy at the gate, "...what's that in your mouth?"

It's the missing ticket!

As they moved inside his friend said ... ""You must be getting senile in your old age. Fancy having your ticket in your mouth and forgetting about it!"

'I'm not that stupid, ... said his friend, "... I was chewing last week's date off it."

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Joke # 6

An old couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale in a western wear shop one day, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope," she answered.

Frustrated, Bert ducked into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything Different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "What's different, Bert? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"

Annoyed, Bert exclaimed, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"

Nope. Not a clue, she replied.

Bert came back, "It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!"

Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat!"

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Joke # 7

I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you want to live to be 80?"

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Joke # 8

Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Jokes for Thursday 18th December 2014

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Joke # 1

Great Things




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Joke # 2

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the Fire Department uses water.

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Joke # 3

Senior man to wife: "In the moonlight your teeth look just like pearls."

"Who's Pearl and what were you doing with her in the moonlight?!?"

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Joke # 4

Q: What has three letters and and starts with gas?
A: A car

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Joke # 5

A blonde storms up to the front desk of the library. "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

What was wrong with it?

It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!

Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book.

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Joke # 6

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat.

As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He's scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast open, revealing its horrific teeth, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"

In an instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Confused, and knowing he can't lie, the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"

The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracts back into the heavens. The man feels the water move once again.

As the atheist looks back, he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.

Shocked, the man watches as the huge beast closes its eyes, bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive..."

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Joke # 7

There once was a yellow frog and all the other frogs used to tease him. So, one day he went to an old witch and asked if she could, change him to green.

The witch said she could and she said the magic words. The frog was green!

But when the frog looked down he said, "Witch, my private parts are still yellow!"

The witch said, "I don't do private parts; you'll have to go to my sister down the road." And so off the frog went.

Later that day a blue deer came to ask the witch to change him to brown. The witch did. Then he too saw that his private parts were blue. "What about my private parts?" The witch told him to go to his sister's house and she'd change his private parts to brown.

The deer said, "I'm not very good with directions. How do I get there?"

The witch said, "Oh that's easy, just follow the yellow dicked toad!"

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Joke # 8

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up?
A: Because it's two tired!

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Jokes for Tuesday 16th December 2014

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Joke # 1

Be with someone who knows what they have




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Joke # 2

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Joke # 3

Little Pauly got his report card and decided to show it to Uncle Professor for an opinion before showing it to his father.

The Professor. examined it and then said, "One thing is definitely in your favor. With grades like that, you couldn't possibly be cheating."

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Joke # 4

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

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Joke # 5

A new senator decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning; he felt that in this suit he could do business.

As he was preening in front of the mirror, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets. To his surprise, he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a senator?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I did."

The tailor then said, "Whoever heard of a politician with his hands in his own pockets?"

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Joke # 6

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

Owch! the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"

That was for Pearl Harbor, the Jewish man says.

But I'm Chinese! "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.

Ouch! the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"

That was for the Titanic, the Chinese man says.

But that was an iceberg!

Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?

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Joke # 7

Little Greggy came home from school, and his mother asked, "How was your day dear?" He replied: " Pretty good. I ate all my jam sandwiches for lunch, passed my spelling test, came first in the 100 metres sprint, was in the winning netball team, and got a f#@* on the way home."

His mother was shocked and yelled at him," I won't have you talking filth like that! Its disgusting. Get to your room, you just wait till your father gets home". So little Greggy went upstairs to his room.

When his father got home, Little Greggys mother told him he had better go up and talk to him. He went up to his room and said, " What sort of a day did you have at school son?" Little Greggy said, "Pretty good Dad, I ate all my jam sandwiches for lunch, passed my spelling test, came first in the 100 metres sprint, was in the winning netball team, and got a f#@* on the way home."

His father went downstairs into the kitchen and reefed the cast iron frying pan from where it was hanging on the wall.

His mother was horrified. "What are you going to do with that? You're not going to hit him!" she cried. The father said, " No. He can't do all that on jam sandwiches - I'm going to cook him a steak with Spuds".

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Joke # 8

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

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Joke # 1

C.S. Lewis Quote




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Joke # 2

Christmas is a time when you get homesick—even when you're home. - Carol Nelson

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Joke # 3

A man went into a bookstore and asked the young woman working the counter, "Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"

Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's in yet. she replied.

That's the one! I'll take a copy.

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Joke # 4

Q: What is worse then having one baby screaming?
A: Two babies screaming!

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Joke # 5

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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Joke # 6

A young scholar from New York was invited to become Rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbat, a hot debate erupted as to whether one should or should not stand during the reading of the Ten Commandments.

The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our synagogue's custom during the reading of the Ten Commandments?"

Why do you ask? asked Mr. Katz.

Yesterday we read the Ten Commandments. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down...

That, said the old man, "is our custom."

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Joke # 7

The following is a father's advice to his son just moments before he gets on the bus that will carry him off to join the Army:

"Son, you are getting ready to embark on a great adventure as many of the men in our family have done since your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather did many hundreds of years ago.

There will be many dangers ahead that you will encounter. Remember your training and obey your commanders, this will keep you alive during the arduous days of battle. Always stay with the plan, if you deviate from it you will be in grave jeopardy.

When the time of battle is over, be wary as you go into the towns and cities ahead because there are many hidden dangers lurking there. There will be many temptations to lure you away from your brothers in arms and this could put you in danger even if it seems safe at the time. In every town there will be a street that will be most treacherous of all there will be strong drink to dull your senses, loud and crude songs to suppress your hearing, and wild women of ill repute to enable your enemy to catch you off guard. My advice to you as a former soldier is simple - What ever you do... FIND THAT STREET."

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Joke # 8

Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
A: To see how long he slept.

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Friday, December 19, 2014

Jokes for Sunday 14th December 2014

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Joke # 1

Making mistakes




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Joke # 2

When someone asks you "Where is your Christmas Spirit?" point out your liquor cabinet :)

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Joke # 3

A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket. The store manager says 'What does your mother look like?'

The kid says, "How the hell should I know?"

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Joke # 4

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

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Joke # 5

Three-year-old Zoe watched her father Phil working in the garden. "What are you doing, Daddy?" she asked.

He replied, "I'm making a flower bed."

Soon Zoe started digging in the dirt, prompting Phil to ask, "And what are you doing?"

Zoe replied, "I'm making pillows and blankets."

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Joke # 6

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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Joke # 7

Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help.

"Honey," said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be a very desired woman and all men will fall at your feet."

Jane left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought, "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins."

She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Jane didn't die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face,

"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! One at a time!"

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Joke # 8

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it!

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An Engineer's Perspective of #Christmas

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Jokes for Saturday 13th December 2014

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Joke # 1

You change for two reasons




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Joke # 2

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

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Joke # 3

Mary: I've never met a man with such low self-esteem as his. He told me that his mother always called him her "little bastard."

Jill: That's terrible! Certainly his parents were married!

Mary: Uh, yeah, but not to each other!

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Joke # 4

Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Joke # 5

During a difficult psychology lecture, a pre-med student interrupted: "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

To save lives, Professor Mike Wilson responded firmly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again: "So, how exactly does psychology save lives?"

Dr. Wilson replied, "It keeps the idiots out of medical school."

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Joke # 6

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something related to or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pockets and finds mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

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Joke # 7

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the day and he would have to return the following day.

"What for?" he snapped at the judge.

His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court. That's why!"

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented.

"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."

The young man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."

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Joke # 8

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

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Saturday, December 13, 2014

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Joke # 1

Coffee




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Joke # 2

Cruel, nasty, neurotic, paranoid, antisocial, but basically happy

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Joke # 3

I'm scared out of my mind, the stud replied. "Some ed-off husband wrote me and said that he'd kill me if I didn't stop screwing his wife."

So stop, the barkeep said.

I can't, the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!"

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Joke # 4

Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: Slippers.

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Joke # 5

Jolene was only 8 years old and lived with family in the country with her parents and brother.

Consequently they did not often have visitors from the city. One day Jolene's mother said that father was bringing two guests home for Thanksgiving supper.

After they had enjoyed the turkey, Jolene went to the kitchen to help her mother, and proudly brought in the first piece of pumpkin pie and gave it to her father.

He then passed the plate to a guest. When Jolene came in with the second piece and gave it to his father, he again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Jolene, who blurted out, 'It's no use, Daddy. The pieces are all the same size.'

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Joke # 6

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity.

They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know.

Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the forester says "Wait a minute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?"

St. Peter says: "Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before."

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Joke # 7

Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to a sex shop for a remedy.

The clerk hands him a little purple can and says, "This is Stay-Hard spray... put on a little and you can go all night!"

Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and waits eagerly for bedtime.

Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however, the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.

The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down on the counter, and snaps, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"

Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I don't suppose your hid this stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"

"Yeah, so?"

"You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."

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Joke # 8

Q: Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?
A: His son, because he's a little Bigger!

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

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Joke # 1

Plato Quote




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Joke # 2

Honk if you've never seen a shotgun fired from a moving car.

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Joke # 3

A lawyer walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As he was sipping it, he looked over at the woman sitting on the stool next to his.

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here, 'Good Looking', I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

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Joke # 4

Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinker Bell.

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Joke # 5

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

Baby, he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

Okay, he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."

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Joke # 6

At birth we boarded the train and met our parents, and believed they would always travel at our side. However, at some station our parents will step down from the train, leaving us on this journey alone. As time goes by, other people will board the train; and they will be significant i.e. Our siblings, friends, Children, and even the love of our life.

Many will step down and leave a permanent vacuum. Others will go so unnoticed that we don't realize that they vacated their seats!

This train ride will be full of joy, sorrow, fantasy, expectations, hellos, good-byes, and farewells.

Success consists of having a good relationship with all passengers...requiring that we give the best of ourselves. The mystery to everyone is: We do not know at which station we ourselves will step down. So, we must live in the best way - love, forgive, and offer the best of who we are.

It is important to do this because when the time comes for us to step down and leave our seat empty -- we should leave behind beautiful memories for those who will continue to travel on the train of life.

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Joke # 7

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.

The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"

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Joke # 8

Q: If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?
A: In Washington, D.C.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Jokes for Wednesday 10th December 2014

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Joke # 1

That one friend




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Joke # 2

The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.'

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Joke # 3

Mike is sitting at the bar looking totally down in the dumps. The bartender asks, "What's wrong Mike?"

Mike replies, "My wife is too tired for housework and sex but she won't let me hire a maid or a hooker".

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Joke # 4

Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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Joke # 5

A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.

Things aren't going too well, guys, he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."

What does the loser get? asked one of the salesmen.

The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."

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Joke # 6

A young man and an older man were playing golf together. On one fairway, the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large tree between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree ..."

With that the young man swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.

The old man continued, "... Of course, when I was your age that tree was only Three feet tall."

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Joke # 7

A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly.

The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan.

"Well," he says to the doctor a week ago, "I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. I sped home and I skidded all the way up the driveway. I slammed open the door, charged into the house and found Sheila in the living room.

I stripped her naked and we went to it on the coffee table."

"And did you enjoy it?" asked the doctor enthusiastically.

"Well," says the guy slowly and thoughtfully, "Somewhat, but the Bible group thought it was really neat."

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Joke # 8

Q: What does one bucket say to the other?
A: I am feeling pale today.

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Joke # 1

Sex Ed




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Joke # 2

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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Joke # 3

Max the little camel walks into his parents' room at 3 a.m. and asks for a glass of water.

Another one? says his father. "That's the second glass this month."

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Joke # 4

Q: What's a tree's favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer.

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Joke # 5

John and I had hardly finished one argument when I screwed up and started another one, said Jill.

How'd you do that? asked Nadine.

Well, said Jill, "you know when you're done with a big fight and your significant other suggests a little 'make-up sex?'"

Yeah says Nadine.

Jill replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask, 'Does it have to be with you?'"

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Joke # 6

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a passage of about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.

After slamming several beers and shots in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch. "Hey!" he slurred, "We need to get back!"

No need to panic, said a fellow bassist, "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra.

At this point a member of the audience turned to her companion and said, "The conductor seems a bit edgy. What's going on?

You'd be edgy too: it's the last of the Ninth, the score is tied and the basses are loaded.

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Joke # 7

An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room.

She is indignant.

The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible."

Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry.

The man explains, "It's in the Bible."

An hour later they're in the guy's hotel room and he suggests they undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that it isn't sinful since it's in the Bible.

"Where?" she says. "Where does it say that?"

Taking the Bible from the hotel nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone has written, "Thelma the waitress is a great lay."

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Joke # 8

Q: What do you call a scared train?
A: A fright train!

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Joke # 1

All the coffee in Columbia




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Joke # 2

Confucius: Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Joke # 3

The moms of great men and women should have a hall commemorating their guidance, wisdom and matriarchal superiority; it could be called the Mom Hall of Fame.

There would be a sign at the front entrance that would read: "Wipe your feet. Do you think this floor cleans itself?"

Fundraising calls would start: "Hello, I'm calling to raise money for the Mom Hall of Fame. How come you never call us anymore?"

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Joke # 4

Q: What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, one trains the mind.

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Joke # 5

Little Johnny goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Johnny raises his hand and says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher smiles and says, "Wow Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Crabtree, you're thinking of Fell-a-tio, but that's a multi-syllable word too."

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Joke # 6

Two men were stranded on an island. One man just sat down under a tree and did nothing. The other man looked all over the island. When he came back, he said, "There is nothing here -- no food, no shelter, no nothing. We're going to die."

The first man said, "I make $10,000 a week," and continued to sit.

The other man again looked all over the island and came back dejected. "We're going to die," he said.

The first one again replied, "I make $10,000 per week." And he sat.

The other man took one more look all over, returned, and said, "There's no way we will ever get off this island. We're going to die."

Once again the first man replied, "I make $10,000 per week, and I tithe. My pastor will find me."

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Joke # 7

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he only has 24 hous to live.

Given the prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I only have 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"

Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later as Ralph gets in to bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he only has 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, " Honey, please...just one more time before I die?"

She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time. After this session the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?

At this point his wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning...You don't."

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Joke # 8

Q: What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?
A: You're the only bright spot in my life.

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