Monday, March 30, 2015

Jokes for Saturday 21st March 2015

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Joke # 1

Mark Twain Quote




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Joke # 2

"How do you spell clitoris?" "I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago."

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Joke # 3

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 4th grade class.

After explaining the commandment to honor thy father and mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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Joke # 4

Q: What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A: Marking the camels that kick.

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Joke # 5

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can't even hold a pen."

Certainly, sir, said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"

The old fellow glanced at the card a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you just add, 'PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing?'"

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Joke # 6

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

Tell me your choice; said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."

How??????? the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!

Admission for the course was thus secured.

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Joke # 7

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up.

The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response.

After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check.

The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well.

How old are you? No response.

The dentist then asked, "Don't you know how old you are?"

Immediately four tiny fingers went up.

Oh, replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?"

Four little fingers went up once again.

Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, "Can you talk?"

The solemn little patient looked at him and asked, "Can you count?"

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Joke # 8

Q: What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

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SydesJokes Blog Posts

Land Rover's Car Sculpture

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Man's Pearls of Wisdom

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I Fought For You By The Sound Tank

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Arab Way

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Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

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