Friday, March 6, 2015

Jokes for Wednesday 4th March 2015

SydesJokes Blog
http://SydesJokes.blogspot.com/

SydesJokes Facebook Page
http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

SydesJokes on tsu
http://tsu.co/SydesJokes
tsu is a free social network and payment platform that shares up to 90%
of revenues with its users (tsu is pronounced ‘Sue’)

Colin Sydes Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/colin.sydes

Colin Sydes Google+
https://plus.google.com/+ColinSydes

SydesJokes Twitter
http://twitter.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Flickr
http://flickr.com/SydesJokes/

SydesJokes Instagram
http://instagram.com/SydesJokes

SydesJokes Tumblr
http://SydesJokes.tumblr.com/

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Advertisement

NeoReach

Share what you want, when you want, and get paid. No agents, no cuts, no bull. You make all the cash.

Join as an Influencer to make money --> http://neorea.ch/15B1bgh

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Facebook Page Posts

Please Like the posts and leave your comments.

Most Employees

http://on.fb.me/1yLuw17

Todays Special

http://on.fb.me/1yLuu9x

If you lose one sense

http://on.fb.me/1yLuwxU

Charlie Chaplin #Quote

http://on.fb.me/1yLuwyb

If you wife or girlfriend ever ask

http://on.fb.me/1yLuwOA

Check more on Facebook --> http://SydesJokes.com/Facebook

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 1

I'm not lazy




-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 2

Gettin' married is like getting into a bathtub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 3

On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding train, and through walls that fell away at the last second, she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.

When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily, "Next time, you drive. I didn't know where I was going."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 4

Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 5

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.

The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength.

Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.

With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 6

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

Will those wanting to get married please come to the front? he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 7

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.

So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response. So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer.

The elder raised his voice and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Joke # 8

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry a red Magic Marker?
A: In case she has to draw blood.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Blog Posts

Bracelet at Tiffany's

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2011/01/bracelet-at-tiffanys.html

Facelift

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2011/01/facelift.html

Hunter's Lodge

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2011/01/hunters-lodge.html

Bush's Book - 1 of 5

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2011/01/bushs-book-1-of-5.html

Nobel Peace Prize

http://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2011/01/nobel-peace-prize.html

More funny posts --> http://bit.ly/h97b22

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

SydesJokes Video Clips

Plane Hitting Concrete Wall

http://bit.ly/cPGgqb

Quitplan Remote Control

http://bit.ly/a3ebfc

How It All Started #1

http://bit.ly/bylUJR

Choking

http://bit.ly/dfY0Uk

DHL

http://bit.ly/93rUgw


-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.