- Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."
- You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.
- Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy"display.
- You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
- Cross dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition.
- The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
- Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.
- Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.
- Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe.
- Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.
- Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.
- Regardless of the question, you answer, "Bite me, kid -- I'm on break."
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R' Us
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