30 Images from @SydesJokes for May 1 2017

 

Enjoy a selection of images from the SydesJokes Blog that have been collected over the years and is added to daily. Feel free to share the images using the "Tweet" button below each image.

 

1. Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

 

 

2. If you dig up your past, make it a foundation for the future.

 

 

3. Aim above morality. Be not simply good: be good for something. - Henry David Thoreau

 

 

4. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

 

 

5. Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection. - Mark Twain

 

 

6. No more backbone than a chocolate eclair. - Theodore Roosevelt

 

 

7. Anger is only one letter short of danger. - Eleanor Roosevelt

 

 

8. Measure your success not by the things you collect, but by the lives you affect. - Joubert Botha

 

 

9. Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr

 

 

10. Fine words! I wonder where you stole them. - Jonathan Swift

 

 

11. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

 

 

12. Don't be bullied or pressured into being less than you are. - Steve Maraboli

 

 

13. Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. - Johnny Depp

 

 

14. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. - Gandhi

 

 

15. Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

 

 

16. I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

 

17. A friend is one soul abiding in two bodies.- Diogenes

 

 

18. I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

 

 

19. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

 

 

20. Heaven on Earth is a choice you must make, not a place you must find. - Wayne Dyer

 

 

21. One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

 

 

22. Be selective in your battles, don't make every problem a war.-

 

 

23. Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

 

 

24. Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake. - Napoleon

 

 

25. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

 

 

26. Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy. - Tchaikovsky

 

 

27. An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. - Lord Chesterfield

 

 

28. Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! - Drew Barrymore

 

 

29. Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air. - Emerson

 

 

30. All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness. -Tennessee Williams

 

 

 

 

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