I did this SydesJokes Daily Digest for many years as a daily e.mail but stopped. I have decided to do them again but this time as blog posts
Joke 1
Short and fat
Original post: http://csyd.es/1/13
Joke 2
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Joke 3
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
Yes, Dad, what is it?
Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember this: if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.
Joke 4
Q: What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
A: Pointless
Joke 5
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Joke 6
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap?.
That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started.....
Joke 7
A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job prospects.
Well, says the priest, "there's a good chance that I'll be the next bishop - maybe within the next couple of years."
Bishop! marvels the Rabbi, "very nice. And after that?"
Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could become Archbishop...given luck and God's blessing.
Very nice, very nice; and after Archbishop?
Ha! Well, you know, it's Cardinal after that, but it's really very unlikely. But in theory, I could become a Cardinal.
Lovely! enthuses the Rabbi, "the scarlet would suit your complexion. So what's after Cardinal?"
The priest smiles: "After Cardinal? Well, it's Pope - but I'm hardly likely to become... hmmm, oh I suppose it's just possible. If a Pole why not an Englishman again? Yes, I could just become Pope."
Splendid! And after Pope?
The priest looks at him in surprise: "After Pope? There's nothing after Pope! I mean, there's just God above the Pope - I can't become God."
Why not? One of our boys made it.
Joke 8
Q: How do you fix a broken vegetable?
A: With tomato paste.
Funny thing about life
Original post: http://csyd.es/1/71
Donation:
If you appreciate the things I share, consider making a contribution
no matter how small via PayPal or with TransferWise (EUR).
If you use Waves my wallet address is: 3PPeCnXEDAiRVzvsuGRycrNDHhWgDq68uVt
If you use Bitcoin my wallet address is: 12pAsyMdZoTHPvkiRAZiuQhC8bF4DLbYpQ
Bitcoin QR-Code
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.