I did this SydesJokes Daily Digest for many years as a daily e.mail but stopped. I have decided to do them again but this time as blog posts
Joke 1
It's time for Plan B
Original post: http://csyd.es/1/6
Joke 2
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.
Joke 3
"I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Joke 4
Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
A: Lemonade.
Joke 5
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
Joke 6
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars."
"To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar."
"To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000."
"And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
Joke 7
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.
Therefore, he talked with the organist to see what kind of inspirational music she could play after the announcement about the finances to get the congregation in a giving mood.
Don't worry, she said. "I'll think of something."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
Just at that moment, the organist started playing, "The Star Spangled Banner."
Joke 8
Q: What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Success and Happiness
Original post: http://csyd.es/1/4
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