Saturday, July 28, 2012

Hollow Points



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Friday, July 27, 2012

Zombie Nuts



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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Sally Ride (1951-2012)

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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Hikers' Comments

A wilderness area asked hikers to fill out comment cards. These are actual comments left by hikers:

  • Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

  • Too many bugs and leaches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

  • Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow during the winter.

  • Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.

  • The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

  • A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call XXX-XXX-XXXX.

  • Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.

  • Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.

  • Need more signs to keep area pristine.

  • A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.

  • The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.

  • I brought lots of sandwich makings, but forgot bread. If you have extra bread, leave it in the yellow tent at V Lake.

  • Too many rocks in the mountains.



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Friday, July 20, 2012

Two Planes

No apologies for sending this. If you agree, send it to everyone in your Contacts list. Wayne Rooney has just negotiated a £30 000 PER WEEK rise on top of his already grotesquely enormous contract. I think they should donate all their England World Cup appearance money + a min of 1 month's money to Help for Heroes Subject: Two Planes

Two planes landed in England the other day:



One carried a group of grotesquely over paid, immature, under achieving football players, who complained they were tired and missed their families after two weeks in five star accommodations.





The other carried the coffins of 7 fallen soldiers who had spent months away from loved ones living in tents in a war zone, they couldn't complain. These soldiers earn £15k to £30k a year not a day.

If you believe that the England team should donate two weeks' wages to Help the Heroes then please forward this on.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Welcome to London for 2012 Olympics