Tuesday, November 19, 2019

How to Swear in Latin

  1. "faex" - shit

  2. "deodamnatus" - dammit

  3. "cunne" - cunt

  4. "fillus canis" - son of a bitch (literally 'son of a dog)

  5. "fututus et mori in igni" - fuck off and die in a fire

  6. "futuere" - get fucked

  7. "futue te ipsi" - fuck you

  8. "ede faecam"" - eat shit

  9. "morde meum globes"" - bite my balls

  10. "Te futueo et caballum tuum"" - Screw you and the horse you rode in on

  11. "IrrumatorVBastard

  12. "Leno" - Pimp

  13. "Flocci non facclo" - I don't give a damn

  14. "Mentula Penis Meretrix" - Prostitute

  15. "Bovis stercus" - Bull shit

  16. "Es stultior asino" - You are dumber than an ass

  17. "Es scortum obscenus vilis" - You are a vile, perverted whore

  18. "Es mundus excrementi" - You are a pile of shit

  19. "Globos meos lambe" - Lick my balls

  20. "Es stercus" - You shit

  21. "Moecha Putida" - Dirty slut

  22. "Podex perfectus es" - You're a complete asshole

  23. "Futue te ipsum" - Go fuck yourself

  24. "Stercorem pro cerebro habes" - You have shit for brains

  25. "Caput tuum in ano est" - You have your head up your ass

  26. "Perite" - Fuck off

  27. "Impudens es leno" - You shameless pimp

  28. "Vacca stulta" - You stupid cow

  29. "Vescere bracis meis" - Eat my shorts

  30. "Tu seronium es" - You are a whore

  31. "Caput stercoris" - Shithead

  32. "obesus porcus" - Fat plg

  33. "Matris futuor" - Mother fucker

  34. "Te odeo, interfice te cochleare" - I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon

  35. "Stercus accidit" - Shit happens

  36. "Potes meos suaviari clunes" - You can kiss my ass,

  37. "Lupa" - Slut

  38. "Plenus stercoris es" - You are full of shit

  39. "Derideo tel" - I laugh at yout

  40. "Fabriacate diem, punk" - Make my day, punk

  41. "Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit" - It isn't over until it's over

  42. "Morologus es" - You're talking like a moron

  43. "Puto vos esse molestissimos" - I think that you are very annoying

  44. "Qualem blennum" - What a doofus

  45. "Qualem muleirculam" - What a bimbo

  46. "Quisque comoedus est" - Everybody's a comedian

  47. "Radix lecti" - Couch potato

  48. "Raptus regaliter" - Rayally screwed

  49. "Recedite, plebes. Gero rem imperialemi" - Stand aside plebeians. I am on imperial business

  50. "Stultus est sicut stultus facit" - Stupid is as stupid does

  51. "Tace atque abl" - Shut up and go away

  52. "Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant" - May barbarians invade your personal space

  53. "utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant" - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall

  54. "Vacca foeda" - Dirty cow

  55. "Vae!" - Damn

  56. "Viri sunt Viri" - Men are slime

  57. "Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum" - Gross and putrid monster

  58. "Faciem durum cacantis habes" - You have the face of a man with severe constipation

  59. "Mala pituita nasi" - Nasty nasal drippings

  60. "Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare." - If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.

  61. "Commodum habitus es" - You have just been owned

  62. "Canis matrem tuam subagiget" - Dog has desecrated your mother

  63. "Hic erit in lecto fortissimus" - He is Hercules in the sack

  64. "Asinus Stultissimus" - Dumbass (lit. "Very stupid donkey")

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